Your getting really bored.

So bored that you want to have a thrill! You want to get your heart pumping!

But, sadly, every place that does that is closed.

Yup, roller coasters, gyms, concerts, all because of this weird disease that attacked the planet. [cough] *covid-19* [cough]

Sad.

But...

You could commit a crime! That would get your blood pumping!

Plus, you know a person who's already in jail, so you can join them!